Welcome to Mrs. Dukes Class, how may I help you?
English III was quite the class. We had our high moments and our lows, which were filled with yells and whispers. We read many books and poems and analyzed the heck out of everything. Sounds like a typical English class, right? Oh no my friends, that is not it at all.
I would like to start off with the topic of Mrs. Duke herself. To say the least, she is one of the most interesting people I have ever met. My main piece of advice to give to you all is to please respect the woman! She is your teacher, so you should respect her like any other teacher. The reason I say this is because we had an issue with respect and self awareness in our classes this year, and I don’t want y’all to have these issues because they’re no fun! Mrs. Duke is super cool, she will laugh at your jokes (if they are funny), she has great stories (ask her about chick-fila), and she knows EVERYTHING about English. I’m not saying this to suck up to her, I swear. I am telling y’all this because it is VITAL that you utilize her knowledge for your own benefit. The people who don’t, well, they are flat out dumb. Be above average, respect Mrs. Duke and use her crazy tactics!
The next piece of advice I’ll give y’all is this: read. I am perfectly aware that 99.9% of y’all will not follow this piece of advice 100% of the time. But, please try to follow this advice 99.9% of the time. If everyone reads, there will be a successful class. Also, you won’t have to listen to Mrs. Duke’s sad disappointed voice, or her angry yells (NOT fun). Junior year is so rough, I’ll tell you straight up, but if you do your work to the best you can you will succeed in the end.
The last academic thing I’ll tell you is to BLOG. At first you are going to be filled with confusion and rage. “Why do we have to do these stupid blogs?”, you’ll ask yourself. I will tell you the answer. Blogs are great because you learn from yourself and from your peers. As you are typing about that current subject matter in the class, many times you will have revelations about the topic and say “AH HAH!” awkwardly to yourself in the middle of the night. Alone. (Yeah, I say this from experience). I know some people who haven’t blogged since OCTOBER. IT IS MAY RIGHT NOW. These people have F’s. You do not want an F. Your parents do not pay $15,000 a year for you to go to EHS to FAIL. Also don’t wait until monday night to blog (like me right now) because it will bite you in the booty.
Finally I would like to ask y’all to be nice to each other. The most important thing I have learned from Mrs. Duke is that accepting people for who they are will make life so much smoother and better for everyone. Do you want to go through life being known as the obnoxious kid who everyone gets annoyed by? If you do, you need some help. Be aware of other people and what is going on in their lives. Don’t go and yell in someone’s face if they are obviously having a bad day, and don’t talk back to Mrs. Duke if you KNOW she is going through a rough time. Please respect each other and just be accepting to one another. It’s a basic lesson in life, so please take the time to learn it.
Good luck guys! Y’all will do great if you try!
P.S. Mrs. Duke does not eat babies.
